How to make fun of him, I'll give full points for best answer!?

My bf goes out and drink a little (cos part, it works in a bar) Once he told me he worked DBL, it meant a double shift, so I thought he meant a logistics company. He teases me for now blonde, if I want to go back with me, can you finish? Cannot believe that''I thought you worked in logistics, only time I saw you ...'' count (believed "the number of fingers")

The easiest answer to retort would be ... "I really can not, I think you've worked in logistics ... I mean seriously, I have not seen this level of intelligence. "